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DAMN! Shhh... they will hear your type. The limes are one of the biggest conspiracy theories of our time. The government has implanted special devices in them which would appear as DNA under an electron microscope! They are tracking us all, and when the time comes, this special invasion we have ingested will KILL US ALL! It will be worse than the super flu. Hopefully, we will be survivors. All we can do is hope.

I totally love pillows. Mostly, I love my pillow. It has attended all of my travels since the fourth grade. Pillows ROCK!

phallic.. yes, yes they are... poor south american bananasCollapse )
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JUST BECAUSE BANANAS ARE PHALLIC...

ha ha daydreamer, i see the government has brainwashed you like the rest of them. it is not BANANAS that we must fear, but LIMES!!! have you not seen them popping up everywhere?? inconspicuously at first, yes, but they are growing, oh yes they are growing. have you seen Coca-Cola's latest offering of Coke Lime??? and then yesterday I ordered a simple carne asada taco and they served it to me with, you guessed it! - a LIME!! i didn't order a lime, but it was there anyways, staring at me from the little paper plate. needless to say i threw the food and ran, but it is only thanks to my quick actions that i am alive today!

limes are useless too, is there anything they give us that the lemon does not?
havent you ever wondered why they named a crippling disease after this fruit (Lyme disease) if it really is so harmless? well just a fair warning to all you impressionable kids out there: just say NO to Limes!

and keeping on topic with the forum, i really dig waterbeds

because you are funny

what about a banana eating duck?..... I imagine a banana to look like pokey.. from gumby and pokey.... except yellow and dancing like your icon:). I fear the duck population is in danger from this rare crop of live bananas. I think they are coming from south america! I heard they give it less then six months for our duck ponds to be infested with these monsters! Ducks are running for cover everywhere. Once, they feared being trapped in sewers their nesting ponds drain in and out of. Now they hide in those very exact sewers. The maintenance workers fish them out, but the ducks still exclaim that they have no idea what they are doing. Ducks, you see, have a greater sixth sense than any other animal. They sense the bananas. They sense their troubled times. They know that stupid humans are not going to save them because they shoot them. The humans do not realize the bananas are coming in groves! Watch out you slinky sly mallards! Hide in the brush. Between guns a firing and bananas with teeth like vampire fangs, you best get to running away during hunting season. (Only after hunting season will we be able to arrest the sweet fruit!). Sweet or not, yellow is going down.